Friday, March 25, 2011

DIY McDonald's Quadruple Filet-O-Fish Sandwich + BONUS Burger

This is a Do-It-Yourself ("DIY") step-by-step tutorial on how to assemble your own McDonald's Quadruple Filet-O-Fish Sandwich. This McDonald's Quadruple Filet-O-Fish Sandwich can be acheived by purchasing either 1) Two McDonald's Double Filet-O-Fish Sandwiches or 2) Four Regular McDonald's Filet-O-Fish Sandwiches (note that this tutorial uses two McDonald's Double Filet-O-Fish Sandwiches).


Disclaimer: Eat this McDonald's Quadruple Filet-O-Fish Sandwich at your own risk. I am not responsible or liable for whatever happens to you afterwards. This is an epic burger and it is not for the weak. Although not a prerequisite, I strongly advise that you be a fan of the Regular McDonald's Filet-O-Fish before you attempt to make this McDonald's Quadruple Filet-O-Fish Sandwich. In addition, please be aware of the nutritional information shown below for ONE McDonald's Double Filet-O-Fish Sandwich:



STEP 1 - Buy 2 McDonald's Double Filet-O-Fish Sandwiches. Request fresh hot filets if possible. Do not be embarrassed by your order or your request.



STEP 2 - Open both boxes.


STEP 3 - Check. Your McDonald's Double Filet-O-Fish Sandwich should look similar to this:


STEP 4 - Remove the top buns from both sandwiches and set aside as shown below:


STEP 5 - Remove the double filets from the sandwich on your left and place them on top of the filets on your right. 


STEP 6 - Using a knife, scrape the remaining mayonnaise off from the top bun on your left and spread it across the top filet on your right. Place top right bun on top of filet tower. 


STEP 7 - Check. Your McDonald's Quadruple Filet-O-Fish Sandwich should look similar to the one below (Note: I adjusted the filet pieces on a zig-zag pattern for added visual appeal). Feel free to take a few seconds and admire your McDonald's Quadruple Filet-O-Fish Sandwich.


STEP 8 - Using both hands, very gently lift up your McDonald's Quadruple Filet-O-Fish from the cardboard box. Do not squeeze too tightly as the buns are very soft and fragile and may break from too much force (Note: for photo purposes, I'm using one hand to hold the sandwich and the other hand to hold the camera. I do not suggest you attempt this).


STEP 9 - Ask a friend to help you take a picture of you with your McDonald's Quadruple Filet-O-Fish. If you are alone, kindly ask someone around you. If nobody is around you or if you are afriad that he / she will run off with your camera / phone, ask a McDonald's employee to assist you. Again, do not be embarrassed by your request.


Step 10 - Prepare for consumption by relaxing your mouth and jaw muscles. Evaluate whether or not you can fit your McDonald's Quadruple Filet-O-Fish in your mouth. If not, do not worry, simply adjust to bites to "half bites" (i.e. first bite = top bun + 1st filet + 2nd filet, second bite = 3rd filet + 4th filet + bottom bun, REPEAT).


STEP 11 - Check. Halfway point. Your McDonald's Quadruple Filet-O-Fish should look similar to the picture below: a messy combination of moist, flaky fish combined with mayonnaise and cheese. You should not be able to distinguish the four separate filets at this point.


STEP 12 - Optional: Pose with your McDonald's Quadruple Filet-O-Fish.


STEP 13 - After you are done your McDonald's Quadruple Filet-O-Fish, your tray should look like this:


BONUS BURGER

This bonus burger can only be created if you have ordered a combo with at least one of your McDonald's Double Filet-O-Fish Sandwich (i.e. sandwich + fries + drink).

STEP 14 - Place fries on top of bottom bun as shown below, cover whole bun if possible. Spread ketchup on top of fries (salt + pepper optional). 


STEP 15 - Place top bun on top of fries. Eat.


Step 16 - Check. After you are done your Bonus Burger, your tray should look like this:


Mission accomplished. You can now pat yourself on the back, rest, and burp.


Please email me if you have any questions regarding this McDonald's Quadruple Filet-O-Fish tutorial ^_^







30 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your are too awesome Stella!!

Cici said...

Must. Try. ASAP.

AC said...

I...wow...um...wow...I'm so in awe....that I can't formulate a proper sentence...that's ...you go girl.

mark h said...

Incredible that you could finish that. Great post as always,
love that you took the time to pose.
If I liked the fof, I would try your creation, but I'll stick with a big mac, you need a mcdonalds tweetup to show off

kiki's B.F.F said...

Hilarious... wahahahaa =D

Anonymous said...

Your are too awesome Stella!!

Jason said...

Sooo funny! Good job on the #QuadFiletOFish!

foodieyu said...

I like the "too" part =D

foodieyu said...

Yes! Go try with Sheldon

foodieyu said...

Your comment speaks volumes already LOL~

foodieyu said...

For some reason I don't think a McD's tweetup will be very popular

Sandon Wong said...

I will not take credit for this write up but when i shared this blog on FB one of my buddies immediately was intrigued...i told him to check the rest of the blog and he proceeded to write the following which was so eloquantly written and so spot on....

Impressive! I just perused the blog and was immediately affected by the high quality of photographs of both the food and restaurants, and moreso, by the number of restaurants reviewed. Stella certainly has a breadth of eating experiences th...at she is able to draw upon that allows her to discern the good from the bad establishments. I also appreciate that she includes a variety of cuisines, from high to low end, and from full meal to snack. All presented in a lively and engaging layout and eloquently written prose (and an added touch of humour!), the website will certainly be a restaurant guide of me when I choose my next gustatory experience!!!

Mark Hoffberg said...

you're probably right, although I would do my best to be there, even have a double big mac so you don't feel alone in your oversized burgers

foodieyu said...

That is one epic compliment that I will remember forever!!! ^____^

Mackenzie Chiu said...

this is way to funny... you know when you have one of those moments where you say.. "Why didn't I think of that?" This is one of those moments... Love it! HAHAHAHA

Joanne said...

Wow! Just wow! Thanks for the laughter! :)

Karen said...

omg you are hilarious Stella...you weren't kidding at all about creating a post for this...you are too much girl

Ronald Miu said...

Quad fish filet > KFC double down. Book it.

Maneesh Gupta said...

I just noticed this blog. I didn't ever realize you were such an amazing food critic. When are you going to be reviewing The Fifth Grill... great times ;)

foodieyu said...

Thanks for reading! ^_^

foodieyu said...

Thanks Mack~

Keith Lobo said...

A colleague in my office just sent me this post. We reviewed it together, step by step. Almost peed our pants laughing. Truly one of the best food reviews I've seen.

foodieyu said...

I'm so happy that my post made you guys laugh ^_^ You made my day~ xoxo!

Jen said...

HOW are you so skinny? lol

foodieyu said...

I've probably gained a few pounds after this :)

Jennie Faber said...

You are my hero.

foodieyu said...

LOL!

skinny_dip said...

I love this! YOU ARE MY HERO!

IloveGummyBears said...

Hahaha I dided of laughter reading this, this is awesome ! ~

foodieyu said...

Heh~ Thanks!!! ^_^

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